now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…


sometimes i wonder if this website is okay



If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa




why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one


Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

Me: *visits the grand canyon*
Me: *hold postcard up*
Me: wow
Me: I-I feel so offended
Me: I came at the wrong time of the day
Me: *looks at the colors of the Grand Canyon compared to the ones on the postcard*
Me: I've never felt so cheated

"I’m gonna fuck that canyon."

- Garcia Lopez de Cardenas, probably.


The PSAT though

me: [does something well]
mom: good job honey!
me: positive reinforcement is literally so dehumanising i cant believe you would treat me like that youre my mother

"Every American high school student has been arrested for discussing their PSAT tests when they explicitly stated in illegibile cursive they promised not to."

- NBC News tomorrow probably maybe not (via kylelaw11)